Fortnite is the extremely popular “Battle Royale” game in which 100 players are set on an island and forced to fight for resources and weapons. This is a highly addictive game due to its use of colour and excitement. It is however, sending the next generation of children into a deep pit of eternal virginity, obesity, unemployment and other general symbols of degeneracy. It seems the only way to save these kids is to have the game removed from the internet entirely either by Epic Games removing it, an entrepreneur purchasing the company and removing Fortnite or the government itself disallowing the game to exist online. Our kids are in great danger and they need your help, all the need is your credit card number. The 3 digits on the back and the expiration date, but, you have to be quick. Our kids are running out of time and you can help them to achieve the epic not a virgin for life victory Royal! Please sign today to save the world leaders of tomorrow from eternal damnation in a realm of loneliness and degeneracy.