Because some people have gone their whole lives without enjoying a genuine White Castle cheeseburger, and we are even more distressed by the situation by the way that we are tempted by viewings of Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, and your friends get really excited and you make plans and say "Hey, we should go to White Castle." but there's no White Castle in Portland! So repeatedly, we are forced to resort to compromising our satisfaction of a genuine White Castle cheeseburger for an uninspired food that can be found in a 7-11. Myself, and what I think would be a lot of other people, would like an easy place to get good food at a reasonable price. I went to White Castle once while I was in Chicago and I had my first slider. Ever since, I have had a terrible craving for more sliders! Please bring sign this petition and bring White Castle to Portland, Oregon!