Wow.

I can't believe you gave your real e-mail address to such a shoddy petition. 

Er.

I mean, thank you all so much for your support! I've been reading through all your comments, and you are all so wonderful! I am touched that so many are dedicated to this cause. Look at some of these amazing and heartfelt comments:

• Due to the strains of modern capitalism I was forced to work while this fantastic movie was re-released. I beg of you to please re-release it once more. - Tyler Bajula
• We need Morbius, not Lessbius - Jake Johnson
• I thought you said Morbday - Andre Watton-Davies

I started this campaign on the evening of June 5th, and we already have over 6,700 supporters! Doing some napkin math, that's more than a signature a minute!

Oh, quick question: is one of you the president of Sony? Could save ourselves a lot of time here. Nevermind.

In any case, thank you for your support! As you all know, we were all really just swamped this weekend, it was really the worst time. We need to convince Sony that another rerelease will do it. Yup, we just need the one more and we will all be there. 

I did the napkin math, If every single person who signed this petition bought just $1,000 worth of movie tickets on the rererelease (a low estimate, to be fair), Sony would net $6.7 million dollars.

Look, I-- I got a lot of napkins around me right now, ok?

Please continue to share our work with your friends! If each of you could get a bunch of people to sign, then we would have a whole bunch of signatures. Yup, napkin math. 

I don't say this lightly, but this is going to be the first petition to reach a morbillion signatures. 

Ian

#rererelease

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