Rename Manhattan’s Wastewater Treatment Plant as the Donald J. Trump Sewage Center
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To honor our 45th President in a manner befitting his character and accomplishments, we urge the relevant New York City authorities to rename the North River Wastewater Treatment Plant as the Donald J. Trump Sewage Center.
Even the greatest city in the world produces turds so it is only appropriate to name Manhattan’s fecal warehouse after the biggest turd to ever come from the Five Boroughs.
While Trump may claim entire countries are figurative shitholes, only one man deserves to be associated with the real thing, festering pools of raw sewage all for himself.
Better looking, classier, and less noxious than the other landmarks with his name in big bold letters, the Donald J. Trump Sewage Center will actually provide a valuable service to the city, its residents, and the environment.
We will all have to play a role in cleaning up this mess and the Trump Sewage Center is the place to start.
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