

Let Dave host the Brexit debate
The Issue
We believe Dave is the perfect place to host the Brexit debate between the Prime Minister and the leader of the opposition. As the parties cannot decide on a broadcaster we would like to offer our channel as a way for the public to get involved with this important debate.
The debate would be hosted by Knickers, the massive cow from Australia, to provide complete impartiality*.
We also believe that gunge tanks, air horns and a rotating stage should be an integral part of the debate.
The public have been left out of the debate and Dave is the perfect place to bring this conversation to the British public.
*We are aware that Knickers maybe too big to fly to our studio so we reserve the right to change hosts or have him present via a livestream, potentially at short notice sorry.

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The Issue
We believe Dave is the perfect place to host the Brexit debate between the Prime Minister and the leader of the opposition. As the parties cannot decide on a broadcaster we would like to offer our channel as a way for the public to get involved with this important debate.
The debate would be hosted by Knickers, the massive cow from Australia, to provide complete impartiality*.
We also believe that gunge tanks, air horns and a rotating stage should be an integral part of the debate.
The public have been left out of the debate and Dave is the perfect place to bring this conversation to the British public.
*We are aware that Knickers maybe too big to fly to our studio so we reserve the right to change hosts or have him present via a livestream, potentially at short notice sorry.

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Petition created on 5 December 2018
