OH HAI!

Listen, as a cruel April Fool's Day joke, Theatermania claimed to have the exclusive details on a musical version of the CINEMATOGRAPHIC MASTERPIECE, The Room (written by, directed, produced, and starring Tommy Wiseau.) The liars also said that twitter god and supreme cutie pie of the musical theatre world, Lin Manuel Miranda, was going to be taking this masterpiece from film to stage. 

Yes, we all get it. Haha very funny! Not! This isn't Mark's story on Guerrero Street! THIS IS BROADWAY! Now, for the important stuff. We need to make this happen. Society NEEDS this. OUR CHILDREN AND THEIR CHILDREN NEED THIS! 

TOMMY! LIN! JOIN FORCES! THIS IS THE TIME TO CHANGE THE WORLD! I CAN ASSURE YOU, THIS MUSICAL WILL SELL MORE THAN HAMILTON! MORE THAN PHANTOM!  

This isn't like Lisa's lie baby. She may not be pregnant with Johnny's spawn, but y'all should get pregnant with this musical masterpiece and let it spring out from a metaphorical birth canal that is both of your creative geniuses and make it happen.

I have the honor to be your obedient servant (Sincerely), 

THE WHOLE FREAKING WORLD