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Turn Stormont Into A Massive Spoons

This petition had 1,357 supporters

The talks aren't working, a third assembly election is likely, 8 months on and we still don't have a government.

Stormont is lying empty - but it'd make a proper class spoons, so it would. Let's employ the DUP and Sinn Féin MLAs and make them work for their money.

And update the licensing laws too while we're at it.

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