Force Disney to apologize for making Roxanne way too hot in A Goofy Movie

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In the 1995 animated film A Goofy Movie (directed by Kevin Lima), the character of Roxanne is way too hot. Roxanne is depicted as the love interest of the film's main character, Maximilian "Max" Goof. However she is entirely too hot for an anthropomorphic dog or whatever she's supposed to be. This may have caused lasting psychological damage to young people who were first experiencing sexual feelings during the time period when this movie was released. We demand that the Walt Disney Company issue a formal apology for making Roxanne much, much hotter than was necessary.