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Demand Disney's Hall of Presidents Trump Robot Recites His "Low IQ Mika/PsychoJoe" Tweet

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This is, without a doubt, the most important petition this website has ever seen. Please sign it so that future generations better understand this garbage era in their country's history. 

The "Hall of Presidents" is a popular attraction at Walt Disney World where animatronic US presidents stand, sit, and give inspiring and patriotic speeches about America. 

The show features robot-versions of all the presidents including George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and John Kennedy. Yes, it is sentimental. But it also strives to tell the complicated story of the presidency in an honest -yet hopeful - way. 

Since President Clinton, the soaring and nonpartisan speeches each robot has given have been recorded by the living president. 

Here is some of President Bush's speech:

“Again and again we return to the same simple principles: freedom, equality. The freedom to create, to prosper, to dream. Equality before the law, in the workplace, and a chance for a better life. And each time, in the process, America grows stronger. The beacon of democracy grows brighter. The world looks with new astonishment at what free people can do. We the people are just getting started.”

Here is President Obama's speech:

"The American dream is as old as our founding, but as timeless as our hopes. It is reborn every day, in the heart of every child who wakes up in a land of limitless possibilities, in a country where “we the people” means all the people. We may come from different places and believe in different things, but what makes us American is a shared spirit—a spirit of courage and determination; of kindness and generosity. It is a spirit grounded in the wisdom of the generations that have gone before us, but open to the unimagined discoveries and possibilities on the horizon that lies ahead. Let us enjoy it, cherish it, defend it, and pass it on to our children as the bright and beautiful blessing it is—this enduring American dream."

President Donald Trump has been asked to record a speech and I believe his speech should accurately reflect the man himself. To that end, I demand Disney request the President to record the following speech:

"I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!"

If this is not long enough I'd be content if the Trump robot then extended both of his doll-like hands and desperately squeeze the air, as if he were sexually assaulting a woman. Which is something he once recorded bragging about. 

And so I am asking you to sign this petition demanding The Walt Disney Company make President Trump recite his truest words so that history will forever remember him as the petty man he has always been. And may history forgives us all for electing such a mean-spirited, whiny little ding-dong.

(Another alternative that would satisfy me: if robot Lincoln and robot Kennedy held robot Trump while robot Washington gave him a nuclear wedgie.) 

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