A Profile Shot of a Beardless Jackson B. Baly


A Profile Shot of a Beardless Jackson B. Baly
The Issue
For years, we - the Sanspants Radio listeners - have heard the tales of Jackson's weak chin. Mostly From Zoe. But today, my interest was peaked. A video uploaded to Mr. Baly's Instagram showed his beard, and while I was admiring it's power, I noticed something. A little slip of what looked like a chin. Maybe it was a little bit of chin for setup of things to come, maybe it was an accident when shaving. Either way, my interest was sure interested. And that is why, as a representative of the Sanspantserinos, I demand a profile shot of a beardless Jackson. Thank you. And may our possible change.org intimidation petition not fall on deaf ears.
The Issue
For years, we - the Sanspants Radio listeners - have heard the tales of Jackson's weak chin. Mostly From Zoe. But today, my interest was peaked. A video uploaded to Mr. Baly's Instagram showed his beard, and while I was admiring it's power, I noticed something. A little slip of what looked like a chin. Maybe it was a little bit of chin for setup of things to come, maybe it was an accident when shaving. Either way, my interest was sure interested. And that is why, as a representative of the Sanspantserinos, I demand a profile shot of a beardless Jackson. Thank you. And may our possible change.org intimidation petition not fall on deaf ears.
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Petition created on March 5, 2017