JUST A PRANK PRO

So a lot of people have been taking this petition seriously, I made this as a joke. Like come one I addressed it to 'The Internet'. I do not care that much about the people on the internet, people can do what they want. This all started because me and my friends were joking about 'Internet Cancer' and I'm like "Hey, how funny would it be if I started a really shitty petition that will go no where, about Internet Cancer" and their like "That sounds like the shittest idea I've ever heard, fucking kill yourself." So please don't take this seriously.