Dear Natalie,

As you will no doubt be aware, Green Party supporters are among the most vocal activists when it comes to 'getting things done' to help African migrants fleeing persecution. Now, we all agree there's nothing quite like spending a day spraying your dreadlocks bright colours & taking to the streets with middle-class hippies, clueless students and feckless alcoholics, but sooner or later there has to come a time for direct action.

Natalie, please set up a scheme whereby outraged protesters can pledge one or more rooms in their home to look after a destitute African migrant.

I suggest an online form that allows them to enter their address, the number of migrants they can care for, and if possible how much garden space they have should they be able to erect a small shanty town to house families or small migrant communities. 

This scheme could perhaps be piloted in Brighton, as the houses tend to be quite big, and there's plenty of lawn space from what I remember.

Given the vocal nature of Green Party supporters and the Liberal Left in general, I imagine the number of lives that could potentially be changed for the better would be incredible!

Many thanks,

OHStillhere