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Sovereign Immunity for Dr. Miamiland

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When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hereby, declare, support and endorse the full and complete separation and resulting independence and full sovereignty of the country henceforth known as "Dr. Miamiland" ruled by our Just and Benevolent King "Dr Miami" ; from the oppressive tyrannical regime known as "Bay Harbor Islands"  ruled by the "Town Council of Darkness."

The country of "Dr. Miamiland", with its borders defined as the First, Second, Third and Fifth floors of the building located 1140 96th Street; shall have its own flag, lawful constitution, national anthem, official bird, flower and Olympic team. We are currently recruiting a World Cup delegation (Male and Female) and have commenced the process of applying for full-UN membership.

 

 



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