Make Supermarket Sweep The New Way to Shop!

Make Supermarket Sweep The New Way to Shop!

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The Inane Campaign Podcast started this petition to Tesco and

Everyone hates supermarket shopping.  Nothing fills you with more dread than a Saturday morning excursion down the fruit and veg aisle, and there is no greater mystery to be solved than where the bin bags have been moved to now.

And with the ongoing pandemic, supermarket shopping is only going to get worse. With queues that would rival a popular rollercoaster at Alton Towers before you even get to enter the shop, and an actual real life Nemesis in the form of a little old lady facing you down to grab the last bundle of bog roll, not to mention the fear that your going to have to self isolate for the rest of eternity if you make a wrong choice and pick the wrong packet of crumpets, you could be forgiven for thinking the fun has gone out of supermarket shopping.   

But there is a simple solution.  One man knew the right way to tackle the problems in supermarkets and the only way to put the joy back into the weekly shop, and that man was of course Dale Winton. I can't think of a more fitting tribute to the great man himself than making his most popular daytime gameshow into everyday reality for the masses.  

It's not for everyone granted, but fortunately the increase in delivery services means that the elderly will still be able to receive their goods, without having to go quite literally off their trolleys.  It would also inject a bit of much needed fun once a week to make up with the either non existent or heavily restricted entertainment options that we are currently dealing with.

This could really work.

Picture the scene, every shopper is given three minutes to go 'wild in the aisles' and grab their weekly shop.  Not only will the queues outside the store move much faster, but if you line them up along the windows then they get the benefit of free entertainment watching the fun as those in front go hunting for their favourite items, sending pineapples, doughnuts and tins of soup flying through the air.  Chuck in a couple of inflatables and you have the perfect recipe for restoring the shops to their former glory and putting the super back in supermarket!

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