See those little black boxes? They’re called telephones. I’m gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They’re not gonna dial themselves. Okay? Without you, they’re just worthless hunks of plastic. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger, and in the case of the telephone it’s up to each and everyone of you, my highly trained strati nights. My killers, my killers who will not take ‘No’ for an answer. My warriors, who will not hang up the phone till their client either buys. Or dies! Let me tell you something. There is no nobility in poverty. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. And I choose rich every time! Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 Gold watch! If anyone over here thinks I’m superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonald’s because that’s where you belong! But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Go on. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you’re gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old Pinto, and that person’s gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. With their beautiful wife by their side, And who’re you gonna be sitting next to? Some disgusting wildebeest crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the Price Club. That’s who you’re gonna be sitting next to! So you listen to me and you listen well. Are you behind on you credit card bills? Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! Does your girlfriend think you’re a worthless loser? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! All you have to do today is pick up that phone, and speak the words I have taught you, and I will make you richer that the most powerful CEO in the United States of America. I want you to go out there, and I want you to ram this petition down your clients throats until they choke on it, until they choke on it and get a hundred petitions, that’s what I want you to do! You be ferocious, you be relentless, you be monstrous telephone killers! Now let’s knock this out of the park! I want 100 signatures! -Edited quote from Leonardo DiCaprio from Wolf of Wall Street.