125 SIGNATURES! UNBELIEVABLE!

Wow,

This is a lighthearted joke petition I created for people to sign just for fun, but despite this petition being one doomed to fail as we cannot actually stop the Earth from moving in the wrong direction, we have reached 125 signatures on our official launch day and I (a runner of multiple campaigns on change.org) have just experienced the most signatures ever amassed in a day on one of my multiple petitions, so I have broken a record as I usually take weeks to reach 100 signatures!

Obviously I can NEVER declare victory on this petition as the days are unfortunately getting shorter but I have urged people to protest sign this petition if they (like me) also hate seeing the sunsets getting earlier and earlier each day after becoming accustomed to 9pm sunsets for two whole months between late May and late July, I hate August. 

I really cannot believe we have reached 125 signatures!

Mr Easter