Ok. Let's talk about a pressing issue in our society. Walt Disney World Turkey Legs. Now you may think you're ~hip~ and ~trendy~ carrying around your giant ass turkey leg at Disney. The truth? You ain't. You are a mcnasty with your over-sized-growth-hormone-induced turkey leg, waving it in the air disrupting MY PEACEFUL Disney family vacation. Furthermore, are you really happy eating that giant sauce dripping turkey leg in the sweltering Florida heat?? I THINK NOT! Next time, opt for an ice cream cone instead. Disney has plenty of those! A sweet treat to cool you down. Not a giant hunk of meat to give you indigestion. 

To conclude my petition, it is up to you, my people of Disney, to give up your turkey legs for a better, more family friendly (and turkey friendly, for that matter) Disney vacation. Consider signing this petition and putting down those turkey legs once and for all.