Who's tired of earthquakes and volcanic activity? We all are, right? Right. Lets put an end to it!

Sure, plate tectonics may be the mechanism by which Earth is cooling down and getting rid of it's internal heat. Then there's that little issue with not having volcanic activity which may be problematic with future land creation, while errosion still continues....But it's the 21st century, surely we have smart folks who can figure out those itty bitty problems, right?

Please sign my petition for a cure of the world.