THE MOST EFFERVESCENT AIMS ARISE FROM THE MOST CURIOUS OF CIRCUMSTANCES - SUPPORT MY GOFUNDME INITIATIVE FOR THE WORLD WILDLIFE FUND - WITH A PRESENT GOAL OF $35,000 RAISED FOR WASHINGTON, DC AND ITS ADVOCACY - TO STORM THE AWARENESS BALLOON OVER THIS HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS YET EXCEPTIONALLY RARE ENCOUNTER IN THE NORTHEASTERN UNITED STATES WITH A VILED RED EYE TREE FROG THAT IS CORRODED OF THE SMELL OF RADIATION WITH A COPPER BLUE - LEATHERLIKE - SKIN BACKING, DAMAGED LIMBS, AND A ONCE PRICELESS PUNCTURED RED EYE THAT ELEVATES OR ASCENDS THE AWARENESS BALLOON TO THE SMUGGLING OF THE RED EYE TREE FROG ON CARGO JETS OR ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER OR ACROSS THE BAJA CALIFORNIA - AND THEN FLOWN INTO THE INTERIOR OF THE UNITED STATES - OR TRUCKED - WHERE THEY ARE KEPT BY BILLIONAIRES BY LABORATORIES AND BY FEINDS ALIKE - ALL IN ALL, IN A COMPROMISE WITH THE SEVERITY OF THIS STAIN ON THE OTHERWISE PRIZE IMAGE OF THE RED EYE TREE FROG - WE RALLY TO THE WORLD WILDLIFE FUND AND ITS COLLECTIVE PURSUITS OF INVESTIGATING AND SQUASHING THE SMUGGLING AND CORROSIVE ABUSE OF THE RED EYE TREE FROG ON AND ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER WITH THIS SABOTAGED IMPORT OF A NOW DECEASED AND VILED RED EYE TREE FROG THAT IN ITS DECREPIT CONDITION UNEXPECTEDLY SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE - FOR A WAR IN UKRAINE HALLMARKED BY THE NUCLEAR TENSIONS OF THE PAST - A COPPER BLUE RADIATION CORRODED FROG SENT IN AS LABORATORY WASTE OR FROM A CORROSIVE SMUGGLING SITE OR DESTINATION LETS LOOSE OUR ADVOCACY AND OUR ADVANCE TO FULLY CAPITALIZE ON THIS RARITY AND THIS EXTRAVAGANZA IN NEW YORK METRO - AND SHINE THE GOTHAM SIGNAL OVER THE CITY AND OVER OUR NEWLY ELECTED ZOHRAN MAMDANI TO RAISE ATTENTION TO ILLEGAL TRAFFICKING OF THE RED EYE TREE FROG FROM THE AMAZON RAINFOREST, FROM PANAMA, FROM COSTA RICA, AND FROM YUCATAN MEXICO - WHERE THEY ARE TRAFFICKED FROM AFRICA TO EUROPE TO CHINA - AND THEN SPREAD INVASIVELY INTO INDIA - THREATENING THE HUNDREDS OF TROPICAL NATIVE FROGS TO THE INDIAN PENINSULA; TO FURTHER THE CAPITAL TO THIS IMAGERY, I INVITE YOU HERE TO MY GOFUNDME WITH THE WORLD WILDLIFE FUND:
-William