The San Antonio Spurs, defending champions of the NBA, are slowly being destroyed from within. They are suffering from a rare group of blood cell tumors that develop from declining basketball and athletic ability.

Medical diagnosis: Enrique

First diagnosis in America: 2001

Origin: France

Similar illnesses: Josh Smith, ALS

Symptoms: Ugly basketball, league-worst +/- metrics, tunnel vision, getting destroyed by all opposing Point Guards

Unlike most other forms of cancer, this particularly illness possesses a relatively simple and readily available cure. The Spurs are currently allowing a player wearing the #9 on the court during key minutes of their basketball games. This man must be eliminated.

I love this team, I hate seeing them suffer like this. Save my Spurs :(