Men, Women, and Children should not be subject to forcibly staring at a phallic symbol during a league of legends loading screen.  Cottontail Teemo is clearly offensive, (Possibly a conspiracy.)  Either way, there is NO ROOM for this kind of behavior in any professional environment or children's game.  The "Carrot" on Teemo's chest signifies a penis, strapped to a little boy.  There is no bunny rabbit in the history, or future that will ever feature a carrot that resembles a penis in any story book presented to children.  Upon examining this picture, you can clearly see the entire "carrot" and specifically the HEAD of the carrot in fact looks like the MUSHROOM TIP of a penis.  It has been drawn with shadowing to replicate the circumcision of a male penis.

This is incredibly offensive, and we must put an end to PERVERSION in video games.