Riot Fest has reunited the Replacements, Misfits, and Jawbreaker and now we feel it's time to bring ABBA to Riot Fest.

ABBA at Riot Fest would be the greatest night of music in the history of humankind.

From Dancing Queen to Money, Money, Money and Waterloo to Fernando the night would truly be magical for everyone.

By not booking ABBA, the idiots in the Riot Fest Booking Department are denying Chicago a night of magic and wonder.

If ABBA is not booked as a Riot Fest headliner by the year 2019, the Riot Fest Twitter Person will quit and they will call for a national boycott of Riot Fest.