Still stuck at 35 signatures

(sigh) This petition has received various promotions, but I still have only 35 signatures on it. By now I should have at least 474 signatures on this petition. In fact, by now, all of my petitions should have at least 400 signatures on them. Why haven't I gotten there yet? This is ridiculous. It almost makes me want to cry. As I have mentioned numerous times before in previous updates for this petition as well as others, a lot of thought, hard work, and painstaking effort go into writing these petitions. And when I can't get the signatures that I need to be successful, it not only hurts my feelings, it also makes me feel sad. If America (along with the world as a whole) wants to see change, someone needs to take action and people need to care. I don't write petitions for fun. I write them in hopes to make the world a better place. In fact, to tell you the truth, the one thing I want for Christmas this year more than anything is to reach at least 400 signatures on all of my petitions that are still open for signing. Like I have said before, the more signatures I can get, my petitions will be more likely to be featured in recommendations, not to mention that it brings me closer to victory. By June of next year, I hope to have at least 1,000 signatures on ALL of my petitions (except, of course, the ones I have closed). So please don't delay, help me make my wish come true, sign and share my petitions today. All it takes is a click to sign. If you believe that the world can change for the better, sign and share my petitions today.