
Though we have been abandoned by corporate overlords at this early hour in the course of what may be our final siege, we have every reason to believe we may be victorious. Our call for reinforcements is getting out.
The Latest Intel
Empathetic couriers at ABC News affiliates have taken note of our courage and blessed our principled stand with a small but notable mention in a KEYE local news report. Word of our resistance is spreading, but the battle has not yet begun.
A Call to Arms (And Muster of Memes)!
With our resistance forming, we must summon the Alamo film community’s finest meme-makers. Demonstrate our commitment to cinematically referential savvy in pursuit of a more-perfect cinema experience.
Summon William Wallace's yell for freedom from phones; channel King Leonidas' order to hold the line at the theater doors. We believe one well-aimed meme can blow Sony's Death Star apart.
Let us win the hearts and minds of sensible movie-fans nationwide. We are not alone! There are more like us out there, languishing at home watching Netflix B-movies, or hushing Agents of Disruption in a shabby Cinemark to no avail.
This Battle of The Alamo? It is a battle we can win. As a last bastion of the American cinephile THIS ALAMO MUST. NOT. FALL!
Signed,
Brint Davy Crockett
Son of the Wild Frontier, Defender of the Cinema