Petition to Replace Donald Trump on the Republican Ticket with Kenneth "Bonezone" Bone

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Petition to Replace Donald Trump on the Republican Ticket with Kenneth "Bonezone" Bone

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Donald Trump has had a rough week, what with admitting he can sexually assault women in s conversation with George W. Bush's Bertha Mason-esque bastard step-nephew Billy "Billy Bush" Bush.

The nation doesn't appear to be particularly comfortable with either candidate.

We are, however, extraordinarily comfortable with the brilliant, mustachioed mind of superstar energy man Kenneth Bone.

His fire engine red sweater captivated us all. It conveyed—no, screamed—at America: "GREAT SWEATER; PERFECT JUDGMENT."

So why not attach that message—and sweater—to one of America's two major political parties, instead of a man whose rape trial starts December 16th?

Sincerely,
The Bone Zone

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