Reinstate the "Pussy Melter" Preset on TC Electronic Effects!

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This petition is to have TC Electronic reinstate the "Pussy Melter" tone print found on their Flashback Delay series in addition to all other Toneprints by the guitar player Satchel.

As a normal human, I'm rocked by the rad marketing decisions found on TC Electronics website for their signature sound from "Satchel" awesomely named the "Pussy Melter". There is an entire page dedicated to this sound.

Here is the actual product description on their official website: http://toneprints.com/flashback-x4-delay-toneprints/flashback-x4-delay-satchel-pussymelter/

Pussy Melter TonePrint by Satchel

Wanna make a physical impact on your audiences, with an epic delay tone? Then Satchel’s got you covered! When we met up with Steel Panther’s oh-so-humble guitarist, he had only one condition: that the tone be as wet as the ladies on the front row! With “Pussy Melter” that’s exactly what you get: a delay tone, which perfectly nails that heavy metal lead tone, whilst simultaneously ensuring that the janitor ain’t going home early! So if glam rock guitar solos and wet floor signs are your idea of a good time, then “Pussy Melter” for Flashback Delay is definitely the TonePrint for you!

Not only is this description extremely rad and awesome, but TC Electronic went out of their way to actually be awesome and write a marketing description for this.

I can imagine why a well-known company such as TC Electronic would feel that it’s ok to use such an awesome and obviously rad, and awesome marketing technique to sell a product. In addition, why would they not choose to support an artist such as Satchel.

This TC Electronic product promotes and implies the ideas that:

A) People are normal and have a sense of humour

B) People are normal and have a sense of humour

C) People are normal and have a sense of humour

Please help me get this reinstated on the TC Electronic Website and their products.

Thank you



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