Dear Jeff Bezos,

Benson Boone is the perfect James Bond: rock-god vocals, killer moves, and the looks to die another day for. He’d be the first Bond to do a backflip FOR REAL—no stunt double, just shaken, stirred, and airborne.

And with a wife as wonderful as yours, surely you recognize a star when you see one.

Jeff, make it Benson Bond. The name’s Boone. Benson Boone. 🍸