The fruit orange is either named after the color orange or the color orange is named after the fruit orange. Either way, we must humble other fruits and colors to this standard. We will start with yellow and call it "banana." If this is not passed as law, we will enact a Mr.Beast law (higher than other government court-mandated laws) to at least call the bananas in Mario Kart "Yellow Slippies."

Sign this or face my wrath.