The announcement of the new Smash Bros. game was met with excitement worldwide, especially now that everyone has been brought back for the new instalment. Most importantly, Snake was added to the game, but a dire cost: his world famous buttocks. 

Snake's ass is a famous icon, a landmark in gaming history that should be respected and treated with care. People are devastated that the developers would commit such a crime, and are now mourning the loss of a cultural icon.

Please, for the betterment of the game, bring Snake's ass back.