A lot of nights, we NHL fans are tuned into a game that is either our home teams feed or the national feed.  If we are subject to the national feed, we are typically greeted with Pierre McGuire.  We have our play-by-play announcer who makes sure our ears are experiencing what our eyes see.  Next to him is the color commentator who brings some insight and joviality to each game.  To fill the dead air between these two, Pierre (I'm from Canada but really from New Jersey) McGuire spews complete and utter nonsense that makes the majority of hockey fans want to listen to the SAP feed instead.  At least in that feed we have a chance of understanding what the third member of the announcing team is say.  If you want to see Pierre replaced with someone, or something, that can do a better job (former player, an ex-successful coach, your pet rock, etc.) sign here and let's see who we can usher into the era of hockey that doesn't make me want to change the channel.