Labour to declare the All Blacks in crisis so they win the Rugby World Cup

The Issue

We all want the All Blacks to win the Rugby World Cup. They're looking good, but victory is by no means assured.

Over the last few years the Labour Party has declared a number of issues to be a crisis - the manufacturing sector, power prices, domestic milk prices, house prices and the dairy industry, and demanded the Government take action.

Without fail, each time Labour has declared something to be in crisis and demanded Government intervention, that industry or issue has immediately and remarkably improved. Just this week global diary prices rebounded for the first time this year, just one week after Labour declared they were in crisis and demanded the Government act.

So this petition implores the Labour Party to declare New Zealand Rugby and the All Blacks to be in crisis. Based on history, this should propel the All Blacks to victory in the Rugby World Cup.

So support the All Blacks by petitioning Labour to declare NZ Rugby in crisis.

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The Issue

We all want the All Blacks to win the Rugby World Cup. They're looking good, but victory is by no means assured.

Over the last few years the Labour Party has declared a number of issues to be a crisis - the manufacturing sector, power prices, domestic milk prices, house prices and the dairy industry, and demanded the Government take action.

Without fail, each time Labour has declared something to be in crisis and demanded Government intervention, that industry or issue has immediately and remarkably improved. Just this week global diary prices rebounded for the first time this year, just one week after Labour declared they were in crisis and demanded the Government act.

So this petition implores the Labour Party to declare New Zealand Rugby and the All Blacks to be in crisis. Based on history, this should propel the All Blacks to victory in the Rugby World Cup.

So support the All Blacks by petitioning Labour to declare NZ Rugby in crisis.

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Petition created on August 18, 2015