Campaign Troubles

When we started this petition, we envisioned receiving a flood of incoming signatures. Unfortunately, we have only received eight. If at least eight of our supporters could share a link to their Facebooks or send the petition to their friends and family, we would be very grateful. In addition, your monetary support is also appreciated. Seeing as how we do not have a PayPal set up for you to send in your donations, we will be accepting donations in the form of gift cards. Steam cards would be appreciated. Please help, money me. Money now. Me needing a lot of money, now.