MINIONS!
if you haven’t heard, the VENTURE BROTHERS are IN DANGER! The insidious INVESTORS at HBOTIMEWARNERDISCOVERYPROMAX+ Have made it their evil vow to cancel many beloved animated projects in the sake of ENUMERABLE CORPORATE GREED and TREK FOR GLOBAL POWER by SIEZING MONOPOLIZATION OF BELOVED MEDIA FRANCHISES. While I admire their gusto, this is places our beloved VENTURE BROS in IMMEDIATE EXTREME DANGER!!!
what can I do? You find yourself humbly asking.. DO SOMETHING! The VENTURE BROS and their friends URGENTLY REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE!!! ONLY YOU CAN SPARE THESE VENTURE BROS FROM ETERNAL DOOM, and ask about the PROMISED season 8 while you’re there!
EMAIL! EMAIL THESE ADDRESSES AND (politely) DEMAND THE STATUS OF THIS PROMISED MOVIE EVENT!! Do it before it is TOO LATE
storesupport@discovery.com
support@hbomax.com
Hello, I hope you are having a nice day. I am a subscriber concerned about recent cancellations. Can you please tell me the status of the Venture Bros project currently in development? Supporting this project was a main reason why I was subscribed to your service. Please advise
Thank you
And most importantly, SHARE THIS PETITION! SHARE IT LIKE YOUR MEANINGLESS LITTLE LIVES DEPEND ON IT!!!
- mighty monarch