Jeopardy! legends James Holzhauer and Ken Jennings recently revealed that the quiz show prohibits certain numbers as wagers. The TV game show Jeopardy! bans contestants from wagering the dollar amount of $69. This is a direct violation of our unalienable rights and is stifling our free speech.

We call on network executives to remove the ban on $69 wagers immediately and allow contestants the freedom to bid funny sex numbers if they so please.