Mr. Erdogan and Mr. Tsipras

Please create the Federation of Turkey and Greece

Mr. Erdogan, your expansionist policy in Iraq and Syria did not exactly work, this is your chance to be the Sultan you always aspired to be while expanding to a region which actually does not have ISIS in it. Plus, with a 25% GDP decline, Greece is a bargain right now.

Mr. Tsipras, EU is giving you too much of a hard time. Austerity, cutting pensions, the random EU Parliamentarian screaming at you in the parliament. None of this is your fault. You were probably 5 years old when Greek politicians started acting like the drunk young kid who uncontrollably throws the cash he borrowed from his daddy at the belly dancer. With the Federation, Greece can maintain its independence, stop worrying about the debt and say screw you to EU. I also heard that you have trouble collecting taxes effectively.  In the federation, all you need to do is to publish a few anti-Erdogan articles in Greek newspapers and he will ensure to squeeze every single tax dollar out of Greece.

·  Federation of Turkey and Greece will be a trillion dollar economy with a reasonable debt / GDP ratio

·  Combined, the Federation will be the 3rd largest tourist destination in the world.

·  Cyprus problem, solved! No more dog fights over the Aegean sea.   

·  Turkey is becoming increasingly Islamist and can actually use the 11 million non-Muslims to balance the scale right about now

·  Greeks will actually get to experience a somewhat industrial economy that does not solely rely on tourism.

·  Greeks suck at offence, Turks suck at defense, combined, we can have a world class football team

·  No more need to fight over who baklava, yoghurt, coffee etc.

·  Turks can freely reside in Thessaloniki (Selanik) and the Greek Islands; Greeks can freely reside in Istanbul (Constantinople) and Izmir (Smyrna)

·  Greece has a marginalized Muslim immigrant population; not to worry, when they meet the actual fanatics in Turkey, those immigrants will be staunch defenders of secular values

·  "Democracy" was invented in Athens in 500BC, “advanced democracy” was invented in Ankara by Erdogan in 2000AC, imagine what we can accomplish together

Mr. Erdogan and Mr. Tsipras:

Don’t overthink it, time is now, just do it. Otherwise, both countries will be exactly where they currently are 100 years from now. (ie. Ocean of mediocracy and idiocy). Do it, take the risk and we should either rise together and create something meaningful or go full on bankrupt , shithole, ISIS together!

 

In Turkish ------------------

Sayin Erdogan ve Sayin Tsipras

Lutfen Turkiye ve Yunanistan Federasyonunu kurun

Sayin Erdogan, Irak ve Suriye’deki yayilmaci politikaniz pek guzel olmadi, bu sizin icin buyuk sans. Hem hep istediginiz gibi bir Sultan edasiyla topraklarimizi genisleteceksiniz, hem de ISID’in varolmadigi bir yere yayilmis olacagiz.  Ayrica, Yunanistan’in GSMH’si %25 dustu, kelepir fiyata gidiyor su anda.

Sayin Tsipras, AB ve Almanya size fazla eziyor. Yok efendim kemer sikma, emeklilik maasini dusurme, Avrupa parlamentosunda papara yemek vs. Bu durum sizin sucunuz degil.  Yunan politikicilar, babasinin parasini dansoze ayarsizca yapistiran genc adam gibi davranmaya basladiginda siz 5 yasinda falandiniz herhalde. Federasyon sayesinde hem bagimsizliginizi koruyup hem borc batagindan kurtulacaksiniz hem de AB’ye postayi koyarsiniz. Vergi zorlamada sorununuz oldugunu duydum. Federasyona girin, sallayin iki laf Erdogana, Yunanlilarin anasindan emdiginiz sutun bile vergisini kurusu kurusuna aldirir, umugunuzu sikar umugunuzu.

·  Birlestigimizde Turkiye ve Yunanistan Federasyonu, 1 trilyon dolar GSMHsi olan ve borc/GSMH orani makul duzeyde olan bir ulke olacak

·  Dunyanin 3. Buyuk turist destinasyonu olacak.

·  Kibris problemi cozulecek, Ege’de sacma sapan it dalasini birakacagiz.

·  Gittikce yobazlasan Turkiye’ye 11 milyon Hristiyan ilac gibi gelir.

·  Yunanlilar turizmden baska bir seyin de oldugu bir ekonomi icinde olurlar

·  Yunanlilarin hucumu kotu, Turklerin defansi felaket, birlesip adam gibi bir futbol takimi kurariz

·  Baklava, yogurt, kahve kimindir cekismesi son bulur

·  Biz Selanik’te / Adalarda, siz Istanbul’da Izmir’de istediginiz gibi rahat rahat takilip nostalji yapariz

·  Yunanistan’in marjinal Musluman gocmen problemi var; elemanlar bizim fanatikleri gorunce tuy dokmus sekuler kediye donerler

·   Demokrasiyi Yunanlilar IO 500’de Atinada buldu, “ileri demokrasiyi” Sayin Erdoan IS 2000’de buldu, gucumuzu birlestirsek ne cevherler cikar daha bizden

Sayin Erdogan ve Sayin Tsipras:

Fazla dusunmeyin, kurun gitsin Federasyonu anasini satayim. Yoksa iki ulke de 100 sene sonra da ayni su anda oldugu gibi suruncemede giden iki vasat ulke olarak kalir. Riski alin, siz Turk ve Yunansiniz, buyuk dusunun, ya hep beraber cikalim ya hep beraber batalim, ya herro ya merro.