Banning Fortnite from society

The Issue

In this generation of technology, gaming, etc, it lets us to grow, change and explore the opportunities of life to the fullest extent, however, some adolescents are misusing the tools we have been giving (adolescents who should have been taken out by natural selection). I propose that we, as a society, remove Fortnite from this world, if we do this, I have statistical proof that the sex rates of humans will increase dramatically, average IQ will triple, and would decrease the rate of suicide worldwide.

The process we will have to do this is very simple. First, convince the children a game like Minecraft is superior in every way, if they don't join, then mock how stupid Fortnite is, along with this we need to go to Tumblr and talk about the majority of white characters in Fortnite then claim the game is racist, then the remaining children who play it are given the death sentence. With the hopeful collapse of Fortnite, and the current hatred of the Epic Store, we will be able to cause Epic Games to go out of business, or at least lessen their grip on us Gamers and free our beloved games from the Epic Store, and purge this generation of the fortnite children.

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The Issue

In this generation of technology, gaming, etc, it lets us to grow, change and explore the opportunities of life to the fullest extent, however, some adolescents are misusing the tools we have been giving (adolescents who should have been taken out by natural selection). I propose that we, as a society, remove Fortnite from this world, if we do this, I have statistical proof that the sex rates of humans will increase dramatically, average IQ will triple, and would decrease the rate of suicide worldwide.

The process we will have to do this is very simple. First, convince the children a game like Minecraft is superior in every way, if they don't join, then mock how stupid Fortnite is, along with this we need to go to Tumblr and talk about the majority of white characters in Fortnite then claim the game is racist, then the remaining children who play it are given the death sentence. With the hopeful collapse of Fortnite, and the current hatred of the Epic Store, we will be able to cause Epic Games to go out of business, or at least lessen their grip on us Gamers and free our beloved games from the Epic Store, and purge this generation of the fortnite children.

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Petition created on June 26, 2019