Martha Stewart's iPhone photos are a travesty (true) and have killed three people (not true). 

Examples of her photos:

• A hate crime.
• Death in a bowl.
• Parts of a dead body? We will never really know.

Please sign this petition in the spirit of an intervention.

We love/like/respect you, Martha, but we can no longer stand by while you steal our joy with your iPhone photos. GET THE HELP YOU NEED.

We want you to live, Martha. Really live.