Everyone knows Maltesers are the supreme chocolate and malt ball candy. Except all their current incarnations prevent access from minority groups.

Recently Dark Maltesers started to come to the marketplace. These delicious malty balls made of anti-matter from Dimension X arrived in our normal-matter boring three dimensional plane of existence to give us hope.

However, they got infected. Infected by MILK SOLIDS. The space dairy is everywhere, infecting everything that comes through the dimensional rift with their lactose filled fatty white gross juice.

Milk solids are the only obvious ingredient in Dark Maltesers that prevents Dark Maltesers from being accessed by people who don't eat or purchase dairy products or products with dairy in them for whatever reason.

Please remove and/or replace the milk solids in your delicious Dark Maltesers and expand your market and your place in the world by enabling more consumption of your Maltesers brand.

Space dairy loving folk already have Maltesers. Give everyone else Dark Maltesers.

Yours Sincerely,
Every vegan and lactose intolerant person ever.