Woo hoo, thanks so much to everyone who signed so far, we are really doing this and I'm cautiously optimistic we've got a real shot at winning the long game! 

I wanted to let you all know that I have no plans of ever revealing my identity because I want this to feel like a collective fan effort. If we succeed, each and every one of you will be just as responsible for protecting our comfort show as me, and you deserve equal credit! Also, given how divided the fandom is, I'm quite happy to remain anonymous anyway to avoid trolls or fans who hated the ending attacking me 😂 If you happen to know me irl, then you know who I am, but this isn't about me or "clout." This is about preserving the epilogue we all appreciate and ensuring that the version of Stranger Things the Duffer Brothers set out to tell isn't spoiled by corporate greed! 

Keep signing and sharing, guys, maybe we can make history as (correct me if I'm wrong) I'm pretty sure this is the first petition of its kind!

Over and out,

"Karen, with her wine" (also can't remember if I ever explained the joke but in case it's not obvious, it's a reference to El saying Karen "hurt [the demo] with her wine." XD