Lady Gaga: Record "panda attack!"

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We want Lady Gaga to record the song "panda attack!" by the prof.fuzz 63. 

This swinging ear-worm addresses themes of racial equality and harmony, personal space and responsibility, contemporary vanity, social justice, and temperance and moderation. Plus, it features Gugu, the giant panda resident of the Beijing Zoo who has a glorious history of biting drunk idiots who jump into his enclosure to take a selfie with a BEAR. 

"He's black. He's white. He's cute. He bites" will become THE new pop culture catchphrase, promoting peace, love, and harmony for all. 

If Lady Gaga records this important yet fun tune, the world will be a kinder and hipper place, and professor fuzz and his family band will dramatically improve their quality of life. It's win-win for everyone, including Gugu the panda, who should be featured in the resulting video. 

So please, Lady Gaga, use your worldwide platform to continue to promote the greater good. Record "panda attack!" 



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