Little Monsters, gather round. 

There is one thing we can all agree on. The high priestess, our Lady and saviour, Mother Monster, has become a Converse-wearing, wigless, Epione-lipped, filler-having California girl as a result of having moved to Malibu just a few short years ago. Once queen of the freaks, known wearing birds nests and telephones on her head, she has succumbed to general awfulness of 2016 and continues to assault our little monster hearts by wearing t-shorts and jeans. And not in an ironic way anymore.

However, upon her recent trip to Paris, she has snatched many a weave with her avant garde fashion and stylish looks. In fact, she very much resembles the Gaga we know and love. It seems her fashion is heavily influenced by wherever she is in the world, and what we have come to learn is that California is slowly eroding her fabulosity, her godliness, her inspiration, to the point where many of us are turning the other cheek and praying for LG6 to hurry up and save us from this...mediocrity.

Many of you will sneer and say she's evolving as a person. But some of us fear she is losing her passion and sense of self. And part of that is probably because she lacks inspiration as a result of living alone in a huge mansion in the middle of Malibu.

Move back to NYC, Gaga. Move somewhere that inspires you. 

Sign this if you want Gaga to GTFO of California and move somewhere a bit more Gaga.