Anne Chaplin is one of the most dedicated connoisseurs of La Croix I have ever met.  No one can better describe the subtle, yet complex flavor profile of each La Croix varietal; Anne does this with a sommelier-like precision. She has sold many a La Croix denier with her knowledge, wit, and winning smile. In short, Anne is the Mary Tyler Moore of La Croix, and she should be their next official spokesperson. At the very least, she should be awarded with a lifetime supply of The Champagne of Sparkling Waters.