Rename “Columbus Day” to “Spaghetti Christmas”

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The Issue

Christopher Columbus was a Fuckboy and he’s NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A HOLIDAY ANYMORE but we should still be nice to Italians, therefore we should switch it with the time-honored Italian Celebration of Spaghetti Christmas, the holiday ICE stole from Italians at Ellis Island.

Only you can make Spaghetti Christmas great again!

The Decision Makers

Barack Obama
Former President of the United States
Cool Hand Luke
Cool Hand Luke

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Petition created on June 4, 2018