

Rename “Columbus Day” to “Spaghetti Christmas”
The Issue
Christopher Columbus was a Fuckboy and he’s NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A HOLIDAY ANYMORE but we should still be nice to Italians, therefore we should switch it with the time-honored Italian Celebration of Spaghetti Christmas, the holiday ICE stole from Italians at Ellis Island.
Only you can make Spaghetti Christmas great again!
Jack SullivanPetition Starter
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The Issue
Christopher Columbus was a Fuckboy and he’s NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A HOLIDAY ANYMORE but we should still be nice to Italians, therefore we should switch it with the time-honored Italian Celebration of Spaghetti Christmas, the holiday ICE stole from Italians at Ellis Island.
Only you can make Spaghetti Christmas great again!
Jack SullivanPetition Starter
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Former President of the United States
Cool Hand Luke
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Petition created on June 4, 2018