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Hayley, please let Jorge grow a mullet.

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Hi, my name is Jorge, I'm 31 or 32, I can't remember off the top of my head.

My wife Hayley won't let me grow a mullet. This year I become a US citizen and I owe to it this great nation to grow the most badass, patriotic mullet this bountiful country has ever seen.

I hope that your online signature gives my wife the wisdom and courage to allow one more tender mullet to blossom in this wretched society.


Jorge Rocha

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