Kevin’s Wedding Catering
The Issue
We, the undersigned, respectfully demand that Kevin reconsider his deeply troubling decision to have Arby’s cater his wedding without including two of the most iconic menu items in the history of fast food: the Classic Roast Beef Sandwich and the Beef ’n Cheddar.
Let us be clear: we support Kevin’s right to choose his wedding menu. However, we also believe that such a decision must be subject to public scrutiny when it threatens to deprive innocent wedding guests of the thinly sliced roast beef they know and love.
Arby’s without roast beef is like a wedding without vows. Like a reception without dancing. Like a honeymoon without love.
And omitting the Beef ’n Cheddar? A sandwich featuring tender roast beef, a toasted onion roll, and that legendary cheddar cheese sauce deserves a seat at the reception just as much as any other honored guest.
We are not asking Kevin to change his entire wedding. We are not demanding a different caterer. We are simply asking for two additions to the menu that would elevate this occasion from an ordinary wedding reception to an unforgettable celebration of love, friendship, and processed fast-food excellence.
Imagine the disappointment of a guest approaching the Arby’s spread, full of anticipation, only to discover that the very reason Arby’s exists has been excluded from the festivities.
We cannot stand idly by.
OUR DEMANDS:
Classic Roast Beef sandwiches shall be added to the wedding menu.
Beef ’n Cheddar sandwiches shall be made available to all interested guests.
Kevin shall acknowledge that this petition represents the will of the people.
This is bigger than sandwiches. This is about tradition. This is about accountability. This is about ensuring that when someone says, “We have Arby’s catering,” the next words aren’t, “but not the roast beef.”
Kevin, we love you. We support your marriage. We wish you a lifetime of happiness.
But please, for the love of all that is holy, WE HAVE THE MEATS. LET US HAVE THEM AT YOUR WEDDING.
Sign this petition today and stand on the right side of history.
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The Issue
We, the undersigned, respectfully demand that Kevin reconsider his deeply troubling decision to have Arby’s cater his wedding without including two of the most iconic menu items in the history of fast food: the Classic Roast Beef Sandwich and the Beef ’n Cheddar.
Let us be clear: we support Kevin’s right to choose his wedding menu. However, we also believe that such a decision must be subject to public scrutiny when it threatens to deprive innocent wedding guests of the thinly sliced roast beef they know and love.
Arby’s without roast beef is like a wedding without vows. Like a reception without dancing. Like a honeymoon without love.
And omitting the Beef ’n Cheddar? A sandwich featuring tender roast beef, a toasted onion roll, and that legendary cheddar cheese sauce deserves a seat at the reception just as much as any other honored guest.
We are not asking Kevin to change his entire wedding. We are not demanding a different caterer. We are simply asking for two additions to the menu that would elevate this occasion from an ordinary wedding reception to an unforgettable celebration of love, friendship, and processed fast-food excellence.
Imagine the disappointment of a guest approaching the Arby’s spread, full of anticipation, only to discover that the very reason Arby’s exists has been excluded from the festivities.
We cannot stand idly by.
OUR DEMANDS:
Classic Roast Beef sandwiches shall be added to the wedding menu.
Beef ’n Cheddar sandwiches shall be made available to all interested guests.
Kevin shall acknowledge that this petition represents the will of the people.
This is bigger than sandwiches. This is about tradition. This is about accountability. This is about ensuring that when someone says, “We have Arby’s catering,” the next words aren’t, “but not the roast beef.”
Kevin, we love you. We support your marriage. We wish you a lifetime of happiness.
But please, for the love of all that is holy, WE HAVE THE MEATS. LET US HAVE THEM AT YOUR WEDDING.
Sign this petition today and stand on the right side of history.
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Petition created on October 14, 2026