Willie and I (Benj) consider Kelly a admirable and caring friend of ours, but the facts are simple: we (Willie and I) have not been to a beach in over 5 months, and despite our presumably shared feeling of friendship between us and Kelly, she has now driven to beaches in the Los Angeles area several times without us. Keep in mind that we are poor college students, and cannot simply blow $40 on an Uber across LA. Not to mention that we receive plenty of Snapchats from Kelly depicting the hot sun and sparkling water; a clear indication that she is enjoying her time there without us and also enjoying dangling this enjoyment in our faces. Besides the obvious mistreatment by Kelly, it should also be noted just how embarrassing it is to go to a Los Angeles college without being able to frequent the local beaches. 

However, Willie and I are willing to forgive Kelly for her misdeeds if she takes us to the beach next weekend. Normally this would be enough to allow someone like Kelly to realize their selfishness, but we have been left out of attending the beach one too many times.

So Willie and I ask for your support (via signature) in our pursuit of sun and California girls. We ask as brothers to fellow brothers, as humans to fellow humans, and most importantly, as broke-ass college students to fellow broke-ass college students who understand the struggle. Help us achieve our dream <3