Lady Gaga, the kingdom of Little Monsters, and the rest of the sensible American public will not tolerate Katy Perry performing at the Superbowl. Not only is she talentless and fake, but Katy Perry is responsible for the spread of Ebola and encourages dangerous sex practices. Lady Gaga enourages sex, but only if it is safe. 

Lets take the recent issue of V Magazine, where she poses with what is known as the Madonnasaurus. She poses dangerously with S&M gear as if telling young women everywhere that this is okay. Furthermore, she uses Photoshop to make herself look better. This is something that a true roll model like Lady Gaga would never do. Katy Perry also plagiarizes her looks (see the mermaid costume originally worn by Gaga), her music ("Roar" sounds just like "Brave" by Sarah Barelles) and just about everything else. She is a truly sick and demented human being. We are asking the NFL to replace Katy Perry with Lady Gaga. Not only will you get a better show, but you will get someone who represents what America stands for. Take Katy Perry out or suffer a huge backlash!