Make it legal to strangle geese at public parks

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The Issue

Please for the love of god just kill all the geese you possibly can, they're little shits and they bother me almost as much as Stuart Little. We need to have a goose genocide! So get out there and choke those fuckers! 

The Decision Makers

Steven Hawking
Steven Hawking
Niggas named Laquavius
Niggas named Laquavius

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Petition created on September 26, 2018