

Save the Auburn Quarterbacks
The Issue
As a fauxmer Quarterback at Auburn, I know our Boosters and our bagmen have the kind of money that can get us someone better than Herb Hand. Heck, they got Daddy a new church. I'm concerned about the safety of my fellow Auburn Quarterbacks. Look at what Temple did to poor Christian Sackenberg. It was a two man rush. Please, my fellow Auburn alums, let Jay Jacobs know we can do better than that guy who got lucky at Vandy because the East has been a mess and then got exposed by B1G defenses. Raise up some noise and bring in Darrell Funk. Roll War Eagle!

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The Issue
As a fauxmer Quarterback at Auburn, I know our Boosters and our bagmen have the kind of money that can get us someone better than Herb Hand. Heck, they got Daddy a new church. I'm concerned about the safety of my fellow Auburn Quarterbacks. Look at what Temple did to poor Christian Sackenberg. It was a two man rush. Please, my fellow Auburn alums, let Jay Jacobs know we can do better than that guy who got lucky at Vandy because the East has been a mess and then got exposed by B1G defenses. Raise up some noise and bring in Darrell Funk. Roll War Eagle!

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Petition created on January 12, 2016