The Princess Bride is a universally beloved film that has continued to stand the test of time. We let you have Footloose, Hollywood. Everyone's looking the other way about the whole Hollywood-responds-to-the-fashion-industry-skinny-belt-craze-with-3D-glasses- bit. And let's just pretend The Three Stooges thing is just a bad dream and goes straight to DVD. But The Princess Bride? Unless you're gonna tell me The Bible needs updating, too, it's time to just say no and let our children fall in love with the original cast.